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Plus, it’s boring. There’s only one star. And that one spends all it’s time trying to give you cancer.
And it was really cloud then.
Note the use of the interrobang.
Coming Soon: Turing touring Turin
ROAR is an abbreviation for Right of Admission Reserved, and dinosaur for ‘I am a dinosaur’.
“I may be going down, but I’m taking that kid’s eye with me.”
A mirrorball won’t protect you.
If you’re having trouble with this, google ‘Pin Compass’.
This was commissioned for the Monthly General Meeting. @MonthlyGM
This joke is making fun of something that isn’t even a thing. It concerns dolphins eating plastic bags.
This isn’t really very funny.
This may look a bit like me, but this actually a drawing of Damon Blake.
And the next day he insisted on walking me.
It’s basically just a double ewe. Woah. you can’t spell double ewe without a double ewe.
Don’t worry, it’s only a drawing.
This is why my friend Aaron is in my phone as Baron Heffernan.
I step over the 13th step, not because of superstition but because it squeaks.
Or, you can tell the joke like this: What do you call an undersea monster that attempts to grasp a member of the monotheistic religion founded during the 15th century in the Punjab region, which straddles the border between Pakistan and India? A Sikh reacher!
Spoiler Alert: Everyone you see in a film will die in the end, it just may not be in the film.
The real point of this cartoon is to acknowledge that I have a girlfriend.
This is the best cartoon I ever did.
Most of these drawings originally appeared on the now-defunct humour website Humourisms.com. It was fun while it lasted.